Thursday, 20 November 2008

Somnambulist Mothership For Sale

We got the revised quote for the enhanced-specification Project Dennis beta-site yesterday. Thud. So...

An almost unique opportunity to own a mildly mini-somnambulist-tainted, environmentally unfriendly Autobahn-hogger. Dog hairs included. Many extras still work.

One careful (ahem) owner. Any reasonable offer considered. May accept safe passage across the nearest border as part exchange...

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, aad time to be selling a luxury car, amigo.

Viva Dennis!

Andrew Goulding

Somnambulist said...

@laog - you are very right. There is a veritable bargain waiting for someone with a bit of cash and a map of the escape tunnel.

70steen said...

I'll part exchange one glitter ball (very sought after you know), some classic non- original artiste LPs of 70s dance classics, my entire knitting pattern collection and I'll even throw in my Jackie Annuals if you hoover it out first ;-)

Anonymous said...

"Many extras still work"?

that's worth a pat on the back :-)

Somnambulist said...

@70s - All good stuff and very tempting.. do you also have a secret compartment in your cellar that I can hide from the authorities in?

@nursey - I wondered who would smile at that... always had you down as a sharp cookie ;-)

tNb said...

Hmm, interesting. Operation Beige-Free also requires that I part with my vehicular life partner, the SNAAB. Perhaps we should consider a yard sale?

Onur Sert said...

let me be your mis-hit in the market..10k euro bid :)

Somnambulist said...

@tango - the SNAAB? Think I will have to do some sneaking around your previous posts to figure that one out!

@trywalker - How's this. You can have a 10k call with a 7.5k knock-in?

Daddy Papersurfer said...

*Sharp intake of breath* ... well, normally of course I could offer you a good deal but .... the way things are ...... you should be paying me really ..... but as I like you ..... a tenner?

Onur Sert said...

That sounds like a digital so I may not be able to hedge it ..That s why I dont show you a price.. how about that? sounds familiar ?

70steen said...

I have a large share in a BIG cellar, once a bier keller (oh & the big building above it) which could home a really large family & more.. adjacent to the Rhine .. failing that I would have to shift some wine about in my family home .... but yes brilliant places to hide

[mmm note to self try and sell hotel on my blog?!?!]

Somnambulist said...

@DP - I may take you up on that if Trywalker drops me (it's been known to happen).

@Trywalker - pah! Call yourself an options dealer?!

@70s - adjacent to the Rhine?! Hmmmm could be a good first staging post....