Let's hope that BIA insists on a greater attention to detail during their security checks than they do in their graphic design.
5 months ago
Charting the fumbling, bumbling, bleary-eyed meander out of the comfort zone, in search of the Holy Whale.
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You have to hand it to the photoshop person that made up the suitcase, cannot believe they got away with it!
You'd think that someone in marketing would have spotted it and picked up a bad vibe.
@UDH - Are you saying it was a photoshop job?? I just assumed that they waited for the next plane back from Kos and took a few snaps...
I'll bet they get some quality traffic through BIA :-)
An exploding penis!!!!?! - whatever next ........
..... please note that I didn't say anything about sharp pricks ....
It's an obvious decoy? .... isn't it .... well it distracted me ;-)
Now, your (un) veiled jibe at the fine people of Birmingham will be stored (with the other gear I've stolen )and used against you at a later date. Alroight?
Brummies...they are really nasty.. I heard one cussin in Turkish after not being able to pay an eurjpy offer on ebs.. vibrating tools? I think they have loads :)
I almost missed that! Hahaha! That is funny. I bet they see a lot of those, though!
Psychological insight:
I assumed that the suitcase belonged to a beautiful, slim, young woman and not to:
a paper-bag job
a chubster
a pensioner or
a poof
Methinks I'm just an optimist.
Andrew Goulding
@DP - I hope with the sharp p++++s comment you weren't referring to financial industry professionals. You could offend half my readers. (the other one is pretty thick skinned).
@70s - decoy dildos.. what will Osama BL think of next...
@UDH - You must be mistaken. I meant nothing against the population of beautiful, historic, culturific Birmingham or its charming inhabitants.
@Trywalker - I haven't heard of Brummies described as 'vibrating tools' before, but I have a feeling that may be buzzing around my brain for a while...
@Jay - I can't imagine what people take in their hand luggage on package tours through BIA. I'd imagine some of the items are a lot more dangerous than the tube of toothpaste I had to throw away because I didn't have a clear plastic bag!
@laog - phsychological evaluation: Can I remind you that the bag was passing through Birmingham airport. There's optimism, there's blind faith, and then there's just downright delusion.
Delusion it is...but happy delusion!
ADG
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