LV Has A New Nickname

Lord Voldemort, "he-who-shall-not-be-named," the bringer of evil, the instigator of chaos, the spreader of discontent, and generally rather annoying, has a new nickname: Schadenfreude Boy. The LV epithet has served him well for over a year now, but it's getting a bit worn out. Also, we are getting a little concerned about possible brand erosion, now that Sky TV is running ads for LV.com ad nauseum. LV does not do insurance. He does not do much really, other than play Ebay and cackle when other people are losing money.

While Schadenfreude Boy is away, his nemesis, UDH Boy, is taking a breather. In fact, with Invisible Girl away too, an air of positive calm has descended, with only the deranged antics of FVJ raising a flicker on the exasperometer.

By complete coincidence, today is UDH Boy's birthday, so many happy sausages old chap!