Charting the fumbling, bumbling, bleary-eyed meander out of the comfort zone, in search of the Holy Whale.
Friday, 15 May 2009
Phriday Photo XL
It's tough out there, and while we wait for Dennis to get going everyone has to pull their weight. And that includes the under-exercised hairy one: he's going out to stud. We've therefore put together a promotional puppy pimping photo package for prospective readers of the horseandhound.co.uk and the like...
For goodness sake you lot ..... dog brothels, undercarriages, gags, 70's wetting herself ..... tsk ..... even the word verification looks slightly 'dodgy' UTHNOS
Now, see, I'd want something different from a promotional vid. I'd want to see the dog and the puppies, for sure, but I'd also want to see the stud (or dam) roaching on the couch, or snuggling up with a kid, just to show his/her temperament was sound.
@Jay - Good point... will add in some 'happy family' pics too :-)
As for temperament, well, he's a Vizsla and therefore trying to get onto my lap at the moment for a cuddle (or perhaps he wants to check his online adverts) :-)
so was he looking like a 'dog with 2.....' on his return? (humf sitting with a 'on heat' King Charles on my knee)... don't worry I have not shown her your post !
13 comments:
gosh he will be one happy bunny ... he'll have a huge smile on his face :-D
@70s - I think it's fair to say that he's 'ready'.
('gagging for it' is probably more appropriate!)
nice undercarriage
@nursey - on today's excellent evidence, allow me to return the compliment in kind!
rofl ;-)
For goodness sake you lot ..... dog brothels, undercarriages, gags, 70's wetting herself ..... tsk ..... even the word verification looks slightly 'dodgy' UTHNOS
Errrmm. I am not sure if I should be happy or sad that my Blackberry doesn't allow video play....
Dog porn? (Paw-n perhaps). You need a job Somn....
"the under-exercised hairy one" - you are referring to the dog. aren't you?
@70s - ;-))
@DP - C'mon.. you have to admit it's a better class of smut around here.
@UDH - Can I have yours?... NOT!
@laog - Of course. The under-exercsied shaven one is next week.
Ooh - a Vizsla? Handsome dog!
Now, see, I'd want something different from a promotional vid. I'd want to see the dog and the puppies, for sure, but I'd also want to see the stud (or dam) roaching on the couch, or snuggling up with a kid, just to show his/her temperament was sound.
But I'm just a big softie. ;)
@Jay - Good point... will add in some 'happy family' pics too :-)
As for temperament, well, he's a Vizsla and therefore trying to get onto my lap at the moment for a cuddle (or perhaps he wants to check his online adverts) :-)
so was he looking like a 'dog with 2.....' on his return? (humf sitting with a 'on heat' King Charles on my knee)... don't worry I have not shown her your post !
@70s - He's not been yet.. we're still looking for a willing victimeee partner... :-)
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