Friday, 15 May 2009

Phriday Photo XL

It's tough out there, and while we wait for Dennis to get going everyone has to pull their weight. And that includes the under-exercised hairy one: he's going out to stud. We've therefore put together a promotional puppy pimping photo package for prospective readers of the horseandhound.co.uk and the like...

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13 comments:

70steen said...

gosh he will be one happy bunny ... he'll have a huge smile on his face :-D

Somnambulist said...

@70s - I think it's fair to say that he's 'ready'.

('gagging for it' is probably more appropriate!)

Anonymous said...

nice undercarriage

Somnambulist said...

@nursey - on today's excellent evidence, allow me to return the compliment in kind!

70steen said...

rofl ;-)

Daddy Papersurfer said...

For goodness sake you lot ..... dog brothels, undercarriages, gags, 70's wetting herself ..... tsk ..... even the word verification looks slightly 'dodgy' UTHNOS

UDH Boy said...

Errrmm. I am not sure if I should be happy or sad that my Blackberry doesn't allow video play....
Dog porn? (Paw-n perhaps). You need a job Somn....

Lord Andrew of Goulding said...

"the under-exercised hairy one" - you are referring to the dog. aren't you?

Somnambulist said...

@70s - ;-))

@DP - C'mon.. you have to admit it's a better class of smut around here.

@UDH - Can I have yours?... NOT!

@laog - Of course. The under-exercsied shaven one is next week.

jay said...

Ooh - a Vizsla? Handsome dog!

Now, see, I'd want something different from a promotional vid. I'd want to see the dog and the puppies, for sure, but I'd also want to see the stud (or dam) roaching on the couch, or snuggling up with a kid, just to show his/her temperament was sound.

But I'm just a big softie. ;)

Somnambulist said...

@Jay - Good point... will add in some 'happy family' pics too :-)

As for temperament, well, he's a Vizsla and therefore trying to get onto my lap at the moment for a cuddle (or perhaps he wants to check his online adverts) :-)

70steen said...

so was he looking like a 'dog with 2.....' on his return? (humf sitting with a 'on heat' King Charles on my knee)... don't worry I have not shown her your post !

Somnambulist said...

@70s - He's not been yet.. we're still looking for a willing victimeee partner... :-)